What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:26
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Why do people love to live alone in a house?
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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So they tried
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Still no good
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No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Do all therapists specialize in one specific type of therapy, or are they trained in multiple types?
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
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No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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